ASDA reveal gunpowder plot
	Today Pudsey.com was informed that ASDA intend to set fire to a tonne of gunpowder at Owlcotes on the evening of 3rd June 20002.... Why?.... because they "want to give thier customers a Jubilee party they will remember" and they want to "mark the start of the next fifty years"with a massive firework celebration.
	The fun-filled evening will start at 5pm and the fireworks will start at 10.30pm. go along... all of ASDA's customers (45,000) are invited. Steve Mitchell, general store manager said "With an expected turnout of 10,000 this is a fantastic opportunity for all the store's friends to celebrate the Jubilee."